Photo Caption Contest

Photo for the week of January 5, 2009:


(On the set of "The Big Broadcast of 1937" with Martha Raye behind the harp)

Do you ever get a feeling like you're being watched? - Connie Pen

And the submissions are...

  1. Jack, these folks are from the collection agency. Harpo says you're a week late in the harp rental! - Frev

  2. Wait, I'm thinking about my old days in the orchestra pit back in Waukegan, only my violin had fewer strings! Anyway sister, can you play Love in Bloom? - Ken Busse

  3. Do you ever get a feeling like you're being watched? - Connie Pen

  4. Mr. Benny, I don't care if we wait here all day, I am not giving you a quarter to get out from behind this harp! - Chuck Carson

  5. WELL IT' OK BUT I PLAY LOVE IN BLOOM ON MY VIOLIN BETTER - ROBERT JUMPER

  6. Jack: Harpo, I don't mind you being in drag, but did you have to steal my dress? - Mike E.

  7. But Mr. Benny...the Marx Brothers ALREADY have a HARPIST..they don't need another one..especially one called CHEAPO!!! - Gummo

  8. Jack: Look, Martha, I don't mean to be petty. It's just that I should be the only one allowed to play the harp. And, you're blocking my shot. I bet Harpo was never at the mercy of a prima donna. Is it time for my closeup?  - r.p.

  9. Look Jack, the man on the stool crosses is legs left over right, like a man, you cross your legs right over left, like a girl! - Chuck Carson

  10. Golly...all this attention just because I'm wearing a white-tied tuxedo...I mean it's not THAT unusual... - Bodeswell

  11. That man over there isn't looking at you, Jack.
    Jack: Hmmm. You'd think a penny a piece would be enough to inspire loyal fans. - Sarah K.

  12. Look, if wanted a blond, you should have called Harpo. - FNV

  13. Jack, did you slice cheese on my harp while I was at lunch? - Dean

  14. Then explain to me why you have a six foot string on your violin and I have one missing? - Lauren Marie

  15. Harp, who goes there? Oh yes, the horn does blow at midnight, my mind is going Jello again. - Ken Busse

  16. Jack: No...no, I'm not ... in fact, I thought YOU were Harpo. - Brad from Georgia

  17. So I bought a new tux... don't everybody look so stunned!!! - Gord S.

  18. If he wants QUIET on the set he should get rid of those LOUD socks! - Moose Hatrack

  19. Jack, if you use your violin bow on my harp again, I'll kill you.  - Debra Lyn

  20. Look, for the thousandth time, I'm NOT Harpo Marx, that guy wears a WIG! - Phil Curry

  21. I'd like you to meet Harpo's long lost cousin - Cheapo... -  Mr. X

  22. Rochester: After playing Love in Bloom 390 times, look what your violin has now turned into!
    Jack: Now just how am I supposed to tuck this one under my chin? - Ken ( when/where is the next Jack Benny show audition?) Busse

  23. Forgive me sister for I have sinned....I started playing the violin instead of the harp, this is my first confession. - Ken Busse

  24. Well, Jack, it's a thought, but I don't think you can get this harp to fit under your chin. - Nora

  25. I can't hold this under my chin and play Love in Bloom!  Imagine the size of the bow!!!  Honestly! - Robert Howe

  26. Well, are you gonna play it or look at it? - Josef

  27. put the quarter in the slot first sister - Mr. X

  28. Jack:Hmmmmm........I'm told THIS thing will slice one tomato so thin that each slice will have only one side..... - Jason Beard

  29. Jack: I don't care if she plays that harp like an angel.....As Athanael, I am a BETTER angel than she in 'The Horns Blows at Midnight'! - Scott D. Vroegindewey (Kansas City, MO)

  30. I've always thought 'When I Say I Beg Your Pardon' would work equally well with a straight popular song treatment, or, with some semi-classical touches... - Scott Pitzer

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