Photo Caption Contest

Photo for the week of January 16, 2006:

And the winner is...

O.K., who's the homophobe who put this dress on the Oscar for Brokeback Mountain? - Debra Lyn

And the submissions are...

  1. Great idea, Bob. If neither of us can win an Oscar, we'll just hold a funeral for it. - Natale

  2. Bob, if this is as happy as we both can look while presenting the Oscar to someone else, maybe we are poor actors. - Ty Sano

  3. Bob, everyone's waiting for us to present this award. They won't let you take it home so remove the envelope from your mouth. - D. Bralyn

  4. Hold on as tight as you want, Bob. If you won't let go, neither will I. - Dean

  5. Bob, I'm warning you. If you don't let go, I'll give you another left cross to the chin. - L.N.V.

  6. Bob, did you have to break the Oscar in half when they announced Crosby's name? He's going to notice as soon as he removes the ribbon. - Lauren Marie

  7. Aw come on Bob, try to be serious, I could have won Best Actor for George Washington Slept Here! - Chuck Carson

  8. Some 39 year old hands are NOT quicker than the eye! - dj

  9. Thanks, Bob. By trying to yank the Oscar out of my hand, my toupe fell off. - D. Bralyn

  10. I was gonna call dibs, but Jack already licked it. - L.J.S.

  11. Bob: Alright, Jack. It's a deal. Once we tear away the foil, you can have the milk chocolate part, while I take the part with pecans. 
    Jack: sounds fair. - r.p.

  12. Jack, I think I had a toxic burrito. I'll trade you the statue for your Alka Seltzer. And don't tell me you didn't arrange this! - Brian Baker

  13. The nerve of the Acadamy asking us to present this Best Picture Award after overlooking The Horn Blows At Midnight and The Lemon Drop Kid. - Ty Sano

  14. Bob sure likes to hold my Oscar. He doesn't know it, yet, but I want him to be happy. I'll let him have the statute...for $1.00 a week. - Nora Amrani

  15. If they insist we present this Oscar, tell the Academy that this is as happy as we're going to look. - T. Opper

  16. O.K., who's the homophobe who put this dress on the Oscar for Brokeback Mountain? - Debra Lyn

  17. One of us has gas and I know it isn't Oscar! - Chuck Carson

  18. Nice try, Jackson - trying to hide an Oscar under your toupe! - F.N.V.

  19. Forget it, Bob. If you think I won't let go of a dollar, watch me hold onto this Oscar. - Lauren Marie

  20. Jack, is that Eddie Cantor's hand sneaking up your left pant leg or are you just happy to be holding an Oscar? - Dean Christopher

  21. Just look straight ahead, Bob. Winner or no winner, if we ignore Betty Davis' hand long enough, maybe she'll get tired and go away. - Ty Sano

  22. Bob, the Academy remembered how we acted last year and wrapped a handkerchief around this year's award to wipe away our tears before we hand it out. - Cory C.

  23. Jack, to himself: That Bob Hope is SUCH a HAM!! Just wait until he find's out that's Ronnie Coleman's Oscar!!! - Clyde

  24. I don't care how many times you kiss me, Bob, I'm not letting you have this Oscar. - Ty

  25. Bob, I said look but don't touch!! - Nick Bassett, Melbourne, Australia

  26. No way Benny, you're not going to win THIS one!! - Vicki

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