Photo Caption Contest

Photo for the week of January 30, 2006:

L to R, not including soldiers:  Bill Morrow, Jack, ?, Mary, Don

And the winner is...

The only reason the Royal troops appear so formal, Jack, is because you walk exactly like the Queen. - Lauren Marie

And the submissions are...

  1. Say, Mary, isn't it silly the precautions you have to take these days to go out in public wearing real fur? - L.J.S.

  2. Jack: Look, Mary, an honor guard for our trip to Mitchell Field.
    Mary: Jack, they are here to make sure you DON'T get on the train for Mitchell Field.... - Michael C. Fortner

  3. Some serve by keeping morale up. Thanks, Jack! - Brad from Georgia

  4. Gee, Mary. I know last week's show wasn't very good, but you don't really think this could be a firing squad? - T. Opper

  5. Look, Mary, portable spitoons. - Ty Sano

  6. Don: I'm thinner than Jack.
    Jack: Darn that Wilson!! - grandmasue

  7. Don't you think you are over-reacting Jack? It really isn't necessary to have this many guards to protect Mary's new fur coat! - Chuck Carson

  8. Mary, I'll meet you at the car. I am just going to put on my Red Cap for a little while.... - Michael C. Fortner

  9. Mary, I think the queen would'nt have got this kind of reception.  Mary, I don't think the queen would have got this kind of reception.  Mary, I don't think the queen would have got this kind of reception. - Ron J.

  10. You normally have a guard of honor when you arrive in town, not when you leave. - Bill Carter

  11. Jack, you're just withdrawing $5...is all this really necessary? - Phil Ratzsch

  12. Be careful, gang! If Fred Allen arranged this Military Escort, then those guns may be loaded! - RB

  13. I know the Brits have a dry sense of humor, Mary, but looking at their faces, you'd think our show was a funeral. - D. Bralyn

  14. After Phil Harris curtsied in front of the Queen Mother, I wouldn't be surprised if they shot us. - L.M.V.

  15. Look, Mary, what a few bombs and an aerial attack when we can take the troop train for free? - Dean

  16. If we get a last smoke, remember to ask for a Lucky Strike. It's in my contract under executions. - Natale

  17. The firing squad???? For not paying for that cup of coffee??? - Lost John

  18. The only reason the Royal troops appear so formal, Jack, is because you walk exactly like the Queen. - Lauren Marie

  19. Did Don Wilson have to bring a roast beef sandwich in that box? He's getting more attention than I am. - Dean Christopher

  20. Will someone tell Harris and the boys to stop playing God Save The Queen back there. It's embarrassing! - Ty Sano

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