Photo Caption Contest

Photo for the week of March 19, 2007:

And the winner is...

That's a picture of an Octopus at the bottom of the pool, not Mary being forced to dive for loose change. - Dean V.

And the submissions are...

  1. If only I could move the vault beneath the pool. - Chris Vaughn

  2. Phil Harris gave me this drink, and I've lost the feeling in my legs... - Chris Vaughn

  3. Yes, Dennis, you can take a dip in the pool...AFTER you finish mowing the lawn! - Robb Hadley

  4. Hurry up and snap the picture, Rochester! I think I hear the owners coming home. - L.J.S.

  5. ''Just look at 'em all lined up out there to get in. And with admission at 50 cents, towel renal a quarter, a nickel for every dive off the board, and a quarter for a coke and a buck a hot dog, I'll have it paid off by 1977.'' - dj

  6. Folks, I'd like to show you just how easy it is to walk on water... - Mike E.

  7. Hurry, Rochester, take the picture. The Colmans will be home any minute and I want to give the impression I live here when the magazine article comes out. - Tysano

  8. Look, for fifty cents you not only get to swim in my pool, but you also get a glass of soda and me as the lifeguard. - T. Opper

  9. That's a picture of an Octopus at the bottom of the pool, not Mary being forced to dive for loose change. - Dean V.

  10. Honestly Rochester, How you can afford such a huge house on the $10 a week salary I give you?? - moes garage

  11. Oh, Rochester! Go borrow two more glasses of water from Ronnie. The pool's ALMOST full. - Brad from Georgia

  12. I know my daughter is afraid of the octopus at the bottom of the pool, but Gracie thinks the pool is a wishing well, and it keeps George from jumping in and getting his money back! - Scott Wayman

  13. Dollar signs! I told them DOLLAR SIGNS!! and what do they give me? A lousy octopus. - Kansas listener

  14. That's right sister, it's 39 cents a lap - not including the Pepsi Cola which costs 'twice as much' plus 'a nickel too.' - David L. S.

  15. Hmm...they chlorine the pool for free...I know...I'll bottle the water, and market The Jack Benny Experience! NOW I'll have a signature fragrance! - John Hammes

  16. Go ahead! I just DARE you to throw that nickel in my pool! - John Weyand

  17. As I keep telling you! The 10 cent rental fee per cushion is NOT negotiable! - John Weyand

  18. Mary quick snap the picture before Ronald and Benita get home and catch us in their backyard again. - Tom K.

  19. Hmm. I wonder what would happen if I threw this grenade at the Colmans' privacy fence. Nah, I better not! Good neighbors are hard to come by. - Brian Baker

  20. Oh! Bathing Suit! I thought you said birthday suit, this is what Mary bought me for my birthday. It was my 39th you know! - Chuck Carson

  21. Oh, Shoot. Ronnie's Home - Zach Eastman

  22. Rochester!..will you answer that phone? Cant you see I'm in a very important position? - kitty malone

  23. Just thinking about all those dimes I saved by borrowing Ronnie's soap makes me smile... I guess I can always count them later.. - kitty malone

  24. I'm being paid to hold this float with my feet, but I'll take donation in my cup. - Jack Dawson

  25. I'm telling you, Dennis is looking out the window in the study. - Chuck Carson

  26. What do you mean bathing suit. This is my bathing suit. - Ty Sano

  27. Gee, I hope the Colmans don't mind me having my party at their pool.... - Michael Fortner

  28. Rochester, this iced-coffee...it's the third time for the coffee grounds, right? - S McA

  29. Phil, stop slobbering. It's Coke in the glass and WATER in the POOL. - Kansas Listener

  30. I can't get up! Phil Harris glued my butt to the table! - Chuck Carson

  31. And they say it rains in California!...only enough to fill the pool brother! - Troy-CANADA

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