Photo Caption Contest

Photo for the week of March 30, 2009:


(from The Rounders)

And the winner is...

The guy behind me will tip you,buddy.-(said) Jack
Excuse me,Mr.Benny,there's no one behind you. (said) Bellboy  - Seesee

And the submissions are...

  1. The guy behind me will tip you,buddy.-(said) Jack
    Excuse me,Mr.Benny,there's no one behind you. (said) Bellboy  - Seesee

  2. Wanna get fresh with me,young man? -Jack
    Careful,Mr.Benny, your slip is showing-telegram boy - SeeSee

  3. I think I can give you an extra cent -Jack - wooly10

  4. I like you I am going to give you a tip - Jack
    Here -Jack
    But Mr. Benny you only gave me a dime - bell man
    Oh  if your going to be like that you only get a cent -Jack
    Well I was J....u......s.....t - bell man
    No no you got your chance and I gave you more than I would give Mary -Jack  - wooly10

  5. I want this to be a nice apartment for Mary to stay in -Jack
    Sir the carpet is $10.00 -Bell man
    On the other hand maybe I should stay here ,Mary can stay in the car it has a nice carpet I spent $2.00 on it. - Jack - wooly10

  6. jack: you see I needs a new apartment and I thought this one look nice.
    Man: that what you think its haunted and I would not sleep there for money!  good day to you sir. - me

  7. well sir you owe me $2.00 - Bell man
    Who me? - Jack
    yes are you Jack Benny ? -Bell man
    a..a..h...h No,No -Jack
    Your looking for The man in The next room- Jack
    Oh ..Thanks -Bell Man
    w...h...e...w -Jack  - wooly10

  8. Beat it, kid.  I never pay for a telegram until I know what it says. - Lauren Marie

  9. Yes, Im Jack Benny and I also work as a bouncer at kids parties.  So, scram. - Dean Christopher

  10. Sir the carpet will cost $2.00 -Bell man
    Oh O...h Um How much is it for 50% of the carpet - Jack
    $1.00 - Bell man
    O........h Um do you think it would fit the room if i got 25% of it -Jack  - wooly10

  11. Doorman: I'm sorry Mr. Slugger sir, we have no need of chintz. - moose hatrack

  12. That's right, I'm hitch-hiking.  Why stand out in the rain when I don't have to?   - Debra Lyn

  13. I collect telegram from Fred Allen?  Come this way and I'll show you what to do with it. - FNV

  14. The line for the free buffet starts behind me. - Tysano

  15. --Well, who did you THINK I was in this uniform? Admiral BYRD?
    --One a these days, Nelson, one a these days--to da MOON!  - Brad from Georgia

  16. Phil Harris is taking messages in the bar.  You'll find him under the third table to the right.  - Debra Lyn

  17. If Dennis Day thinks by sending me a singing telegram he'll get paid for two songs this week, he's crazy. - T. Opper

  18. I don't care if you're here to pick up the tuxedo.  I rented it for 24 hours and intend to wear it until midnight whether all the guests have gone home or not. - FNV

  19. You can return the Colman's car. Rodchester got the message wrong.  I asked to borrow Ronnie's loafers, not a chauffeur. - Jean Ann Kleman Wilson

  20. Beat it pal. I'm covering this side of the street - Dennis Millard

  21. (Telegraph man)here's the bill for your new hair mr. benny
    (jack) ssssssssshhhh! the audiance is listening! - Eric miller

  22. Beat it bub, I gave you your nickle the last time you gave me a telegram. - Howard Rosenberg (Toronto)

  23. What's wrong with the tip I gave you? That's the shiniest nickel I had! - TomX

  24. You're looking for Dennis Day. He's in the back room.  - Stan Graiewski

  25. Don't let anyone in without a ticket.  We're having a private screening.   - Stan Graiewski

  26. And don't let anyone out until the movie is over. - Stan Graiewski

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