Photo Caption Contest

Photo for the week of April 7, 2008:

And the winner is...

Jack: Vincent, will zombies work without pay?
Vincent: Why Jack, that's a ghoulish question!
Jack: I didn't say I was gonna do it! I was only asking! - Mike E.

And the submissions are...

  1. Well maybe the horn blew at midnite, Jack, but THIS raven flies to the bank at midnite with my ten percent plus royalties - Marie

  2. Are you sure the Horn Blows at Midnight will be a success? No I just can't do it Jack. - Howard Rosenberg (Toronto)

  3. You can't set fire to the museum to collect the insurance money, Jack  We already did that in the House of Wax! - Marie

  4. 'Jack--what's this? If I appear on your show, you OWN me?'
    'Well, Vincent, I think it's only fair. I mean, every man has his Price.' - Brad from Georgia

  5. You don't think that's funny? Moose . . . hat rack . . . - Connie Pen

  6. ...and then I say, What's THIS schlemeil doing here?. Jack, did your writers tell you what a schlemeil is? - Moose Hatrack

  7. The way I see it is this. I don't care if you have an Oedipus complex. As long as you love your mother. - D. Wisconsin

  8. Did you have the bean burrito for lunch? - CHUCK CARSON

  9. Vincent, if I told you once, I told you a thousand times the script is supposed to be funny not scary. It has to be funny to keep our sponsors happy. Now how can we make Jello scary? - C&H

  10. PRICE: This tasting tour includes the finest wineries in the region, and you sample some of the finest cheeses too.
    BENNY: Oh, I don't know, Vincent... isn't five dollars a little steep, especially for the off-season? - Scott Pitzer -

  11. Jack: Vincent, will zombies work without pay?
    Vincent: Why Jack, that's a ghoulish question!
    Jack: I didn't say I was gonna do it! I was only asking! - Mike E.

  12. Vincent, are you implying that I have no experience with the strange and horrifying? Have you ever seen Phil Harris after a New Year's Eve Party at The Stork Club? - r.p.

  13. Yes, I can kill the fly with this paper but I prefer a fly swatter! - CHUCK CARSON

  14. Vincent:  This script reveals to our fans that you and I brothers, Jack!
    Jack:  Who checked the birth cerificate files in Waukegan, IL? - Ken Busse, Gurnee, IL

  15. Vincent: There is a error in this script!
    Jack: What is it?
    Vincent: This story indicates that we are in fact brothers!
    Jack: Well, we both grew up in Waukegan, IL., maybe there was a mix-up when they recorded our birth certificates.
    Vincent: That is scary!
    Jack: Well, just consider this to be your first horror script.
    Vincent: This has the potential to be a Thriller! - Ken Busse

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