Photo Caption Contest

Photo for the week of April 21, 2003:

And the winners are (it's a TIE!)...

“Hmmm, now what did Mary say to pick up from the store?  Oh yes, two quarts of milk!” - Betty O'Brien

“Sorry, Jack, but you're no JACK KENNEDY, either!” - Tom Trethewey

The contributions are...

  1. “Hmmmm... I wonder if Mary turned off the iron?” - B. Reeves

  2. “Hmmm, now what did Mary say to pick up from the store?  Oh yes, two quarts of milk!” - Betty O'Brien

  3. “Sorry, Jack, but you're no JACK KENNEDY, either!” - Tom Trethewey

  4. "Boy, I'd like to earn my lucky strike tonight!!" - S Powtin

  5. "Marilyn, you have to believe me.  I only do my television show through May.  Then I play centerfield for the Dodgers." - Nate Gordon

  6. "Gee, Mr. Director, I'm trying to look down to check to see if I've hit my mark, but somehow my eyes just want to take that detour!" - Scott Ferguson Greene

  7. MM: Mr. Benny your tips are small so your chest is full of money. My tips are large so my chest is bare. - Dave M.

  8. M. M.  Mmm. Mmm. - Ken Miller

  9. "I know I have the best legs in the room but with Marilyn standing here, whose going to notice?" - Mike

  10. "Come 'ere and lemme gum ya!" - Phinus Peabody

  11. "Ah, Mary's backstage.  I'm between the proverbial rock and hard place..." - Melanie Aultman

  12. JB: Don's gag about having a bottle of Doc Fizzer's NIAGRA in his pocket sure got a laugh, but I think I can top it.  Say Marilyn, how'd you like a Cadillac with a BACK SEAT? Hmmm...?
    MM:  I'd like it just fine Jack, but wouldn't a Hum-Vee be better?, HUMMMMMMMMMM?????
    JB:  MA-MA! Powder my behind and call me Junior! - Phineas Peabody

  13. "And to think that I almost asked FRED ALLEN to be my guest star this week!” - Gerry Orlando

  14. “I'm afraid if I open my mouth I'll look too silly!”  (Nervous giggle) - Betty O'Brien

  15. "I will not look down!....I will not look down!.......I will not look down!" - Chuck Carson

  16. Jack : "Gee, I wish I had my glasses. For a second, I thought Fred Allen was walking
    toward me!" - Alan Stone

Photo for April 7, 2003