Photo Caption Contest

Photo for the week of May 16, 2005:

(Ted Healy on the right)

And the winner is...

I told you! The light helmet goes with the light flight suit and the dark helmet goes with the dark flight suit. So gimmie that helmet or I'll take it off you! - Chuck Carson

And the submissions are...

  1. Ted, are you SURE that the Three Stooges started this way? - Gerry O.

  2. I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too. - Jack himself

  3. I don't remember doing this in the navy but I... wait, did Mary put you up to this? - Luke

  4. Ted, if you don't let go of me, your parachute will hit rock bottom without you. - Josef

  5. Jack Benny Airlines - Fly in Jack Benny Style at Jack Benny Prices! - Joe Hoffman

  6. Don't worry, Jack, before we took off, the plane was inspected by my three best mechanics: Moe, Larry and Curly. - Joe Hoffman

  7. COME ON MISTER, YOU HAVE THE HARNESS, THE PARACHUTE IS ONLY A NICKEL MORE! - Chuck Carson

  8. Wait a minute! Wait a minute! WAIT A MINUTE! Sometimes I'm Buck Benny--but never Buck Rogers! - Brad Strickland

  9. Jack: Are you sure there's no catch? If I land on the dime, I can keep it? - Sarah K.

  10. Oh come on Jack, you said if I gave you a nickel you would dance with me! So dance or give back the nickel! - Chuck Carson

  11. It's ok Jack, you can let go of the pole. The bus has stopped. - Chuck Carson

  12. Jack: Now wait a minute, Ted. Let's flip a coin, to see who will go first. You didn't bring your wallet with you? - r.p.

  13. You know there's one thing that worries me-- that guy who packed my parachute... do you know if he ever worked as a floorwalker? - Scott Pitzer -

  14. I told you! The light helmet goes with the light flight suit and the dark helmet goes with the dark flight suit. So gimmie that helmet or I'll take it off you! - Chuck Carson

  15. Relax! Its one of those new model parachutes! It opens on impact! - Bob

  16. If you don't let go of that pole, I'm gonna smack you in the head! - Chuck Carson

  17. Well I said I was sorry I donated the Maxwell to the scrap drive. Who knew it would become a BOMBER? I'm sorry! Don't make me jump! - David M. Stover

  18. Hey Buddy! Turn around and talk to the hand! - Chuck Carson

  19. Are you sure this is how Flash Gordon started? - Brian Canolty

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