Photo Caption Contest

Photo for the week of June 29, 2009:

And the winner is...

Rochester! Who put that huge electric razor on stick?
That's a microphone, boss.
Really? We should get one for our radio program. - Thomas Rácz

And the submissions are...

  1. you people realize this show is costing ME..don't you?!-Jack - Seesee

  2. Hello radioland, this is Jack Benny speaking. Wait a minute!!  Who is the wise guy who used papyrus to type up this script and used hyroglifics? I've had it with these jokes about my age!!!  - Ken Busse,  near Waukegan

  3. I can go along with a gag, sister. - Moose Hatrack

  4. The mike may crack better jokes, but it doesn't have dreamy blue eyes like mine. - Connie Pen

  5. I owe Mary an apology.  The script here really does say 'Chiss Sweeze' sandwich and 'grass reek'! - Scott D. Vroegindewey (Kansas City, MO)

  6. Hmmmmm. - Josef

  7. Hum..they don't pay me enough to say these cheesie lines - Lynn W

  8. Rochester! Who put that huge electric razor on stick?
    That's a microphone, boss.
    Really? We should get one for our radio program. - Thomas Rácz

  9.  Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, this is Jack Benny. I may be better known as Rochester's straight man, or Fred Allen's Mah Jong opponent. - r.p.

  10. Hello again, this is Jack Benny speaking. Don is on vacation this entire summer so I will be reading his lines. I purposely gave him a temporary raise yesterday. Aren't I generous? I will also be collecing his salary while he is away. - Kenny Benny Busse (next door to Waukegan)

  11. What do i do read this?  - wooly10

  12. One lousy rehearsal, that's all I ask... ONE LOUSY REHEARSAL! - Moose Hatrack

  13. I shouldn't have eaten that bean casserole right before going on the air. - C huck Carson

  14. What does Don Wilson and my new wallet now have in common?  Both are currently on vacation and both keep getting fatter!  - Ken Busse

  15. Oh Rochester, could you bring me my slippers? I am feeling right at home now reading this script. It says here I caught you sleep-walking last night and put a vaccuum cleaner in your hand. Anytime I can get you working after hours for free makes me all the richer because you never remember to clock-in! - Al Ceisel, Gurnee, IL

  16. Now Phil, how many times do I have to tell you? That's the wrong key! Get it right or next time I will viola my way into your pit!.....Besides St. Joe's they also loved me in Waukegan. - The Buzzman

  17. Don will have 13 hamburgers, 5 large fries and 3 vanilla milk shakes.  I will have his change. - Ronald McDonald

  18. Jack: When I stand like this don't I look like Orson Welles? - Mike E.

  19. Hmmm, that new announcer they gave me will NEVER work out on this show...The guy's too darned FAT! - Gerry Orlando

  20. (I know I SAID there'd be a slight pause for people to say Who cares?  I just didn't think they'd all DO it!) - Brad from Georgia

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