Photo Caption Contest

Photo for the week of July 4, 2011:


(from October 22, 1963 television program with Johnny Carson)

And the winner is...

Wow, I thought only the hair came off! - Leo W.

And the submissions are...

  1. Johnny: So that's how you stay 39! Interchangable parts!
    Off-camera: Now cut that out!
    Man #1: Looks like someone already did! - R. Hookie

  2. Let this be a lesson to the folks out there.. Never play Love In Bloom when you're in Johnny Carson's house. You never know what might happen... - Jennifer Filips, Aus.

  3. Johnny Carson:  Now, guys, make sure that you put his head on right... That's the last time I'll tell him that money is no object!   - John Rallios

  4. Johnny thought, ‘Hmmmmm....this could save me a BUNDLE in guest-host fees.  Jack would be proud.’ - Rob T.

  5. Here's the reason your Jack Benny android is malfunctioning.  This toggle switch is set to 'generous'.  All you have to do is flip it to 'cheap', and you're back in business.  That'll be 5,000 dollars. - Brian Baker

  6. Johnny, now you know where i really keep my wallet - Thomas Rácz

  7. I told you he doesn't keep all his money in his shoe! - dj

  8. Johnny: ...So that's why his ears seem paralyzed.. no wonder his intonation needs touch. 
    Jack bot: MUST DESTROY CARSON, and/or NOW CUT THAT OUT FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE! - Ally 0_0

  9. Oh, I see. So this is where Jack keeps his money. I don't understand why he chose this spot, because he lost his head a long time ago. - kyle cobb

  10. Jack: This puts I'm sitting on top of the world to a whole new level... - Jennifer Filips, Australia

  11. I knew Jack wanted to be in every home, but this is ridiculous. - privatepop

  12. Johnny Carson: Hey, isn't that an audio-animatronic version of Jack Benny?
    Workmen: Yes, Mr. Carson. Mr. Disney and his imagineers just delivered it today.
    Johnny Carson: Hmm, they need to put it over in Fantasyland. Maybe this Jack Benny can play the violin better. Nah! Might scare the kiddies. - Judy Ritter

  13. Carson: Jack, your make up men have quite a job in store: why don't I just go out for dinner and come back in a few days?
    Benny: You wouldn't (ouch!) have dared (OUCH!) said that (YIPE!) if my writers were...(Silence) - John Hammes

  14. Johnny: Wow Jack, that's some toupee! - Suzanne

  15. Look for yourself Johnny, it's genuine aligator skin. - Tony

  16. Wow, I thought only the hair came off! - Leo W.

  17. The headless cheapskate rides again - K.C.

   

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