Photo Caption Contest

Photo for the week of July 18, 2005:

(LL:  For anyone who's wondering, Jack's suit was the result of a high-resolution scan resize.
Here's another view of the same photo with lower res.)

And the winner is...

As a matter of fact, I would like to add a tip - serve larger portions! - Frank Vescera

And the submissions are...

  1. Stare deeply into my eyes...you are getting sleepy...sleepy... better yet stare at my jacket instead... - dj

  2. OK Jack, you wore the suit, you won the bet. Can I make the check out in pencil? - Chuck Carson

  3. Young man: Mr. Benny, you are one of my all-time favorite entertainers. I've seen everyone of your pictures, and I never miss your show. May I have your autograph? 
    Jack: Why, certainly, kid. 
    Young man: Thank you. {Talking to the young lady.} Now, I'll be able to trade your his autograph for one of Clark Gable that Mrs. Stevens has. She is eighty-eighty years old, and thinks Jack Benny is The Living End. - r.p.

  4. The drinks are free Mr. Benny, just give me your order! - Chuck Carson

  5. I promise Mr. Benny, I'll give you back your pencil as soon as I sign this pretty lady's autograph book. - Chuck Carson

  6. Excuse me Mr. Burns, could you autograph this for my little lady and I? - Luke

  7. OK little lady, you think of a number and try to send it to Jack, Jack you then send it to me, and I write it down on this piece of paper. Its a great ESP experiment. - Chuck Carson

  8. Come on Jack, spell cheapskate! - Chuck Carson

  9. What? I don't smell anything! - Ray Ross

  10. Hypnotism or no hyptonism, I'm not buying another suit! - Frank Vescera

  11. Your new hair-piece comes with this guarantee. - Chuck Carson

  12. Mr Benny, may I have your autograph?
    You sure just one will do? - Tim Howard

  13. George Burns said I'd pick up the tab? What planet have you been on? - Frank Vescera

  14. If this young lady expects a dollar tip for checking my hat, she can just keep the hat. - Frank Vescera

  15. I don't care what the census taker wrote 10 years ago, my current age is 39! - Frank Vescera

  16. Gee, kids thanks it is a nice suit, isn't it? And....it was tax deductible!!! - Amy from Canton, Ohio

  17. Look at my suit. You are getting sleepy. Very sleepy. - Craig Markley

  18. Hold perfectly still while I draw your picture. - Chuck Carson

  19. ARE YOU SURE ALL I HAVE TO DO IS SIGN AND SHE'S MINE? - jpykonen@hotmail.com

  20. Now let me tell you kids something JELLO has these six delicious flavours. Are you sure your writing this down? They got the cherry, the lemon, the orange... - Troy Picklyk, BC CANADA

  21. As a matter of fact, I would like to add a tip - serve larger portions! - Frank Vescera

  22. Wait until Phil Harris gets a load of this suit! - Barbara Thunell

  23. Now remember to fill in ALL blank spaces in that loan application! - Bobb

  24. Now, I do need a deposit on the pencil... - Jeff Rooks

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