Photo Caption Contest

Photo for the week of July 28, 2008:

(From The Medicine Man)

And the winner is...

NO means NO! - Natty

And the submissions are...

  1. Kitty, have you tried sen sen? - Moose Hatrack

  2. Sorry doll...but I don't kiss on the first date...what kinda guy do you think I AM?! - Wonga

  3. Oy vey, kiddo, tell 'em to hold the onions next time... - Marie

  4. no way kissing you is like kissing fred allen - robert jumper

  5. DID YOU BREAK WIND? OR IS FRED ALLEN HERE? - robert jumper

  6. Jack: Can't you wear a simpler hat? It takes away attention from my brand new toupee! - Mike E.

  7. The things I do to get out of a tax audit!  - Brian Baker

  8. Not on the lips. Our lipstick colors clash. - Brad from Georgia

  9. I appreciate the offer Ms. West but I'm really not in the mood...I had to pick up the check. - Elliot Metz, Wichita KS

  10. Stop breathing on my carnation. It's not as rugged as I am. - Moose Hatrack

  11. Sister, have you tried Sen-Sen? - Scott Pitzer

  12. Friends. We all have morning breath. But when that breath lasts for weeks and months, turning eyes red and hair gray. When it causes pet skunks to open the windows for air, and the wild skunks to close them shut, it's time to try Maximum-Strength Listerine, 2.0! - Brian Baker

  13. Folks, THIS is my sister Florence. She's always a bit on the affectionate side.  TRY not to read too much into this! - Brian Baker

  14. Jackie Wackie! You know a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down. Now give me some sugar! - Brian Baker

  15. No, no... you'll ruin my lipstick. This stuff isn't free, you know. - Connie Pen

  16. But I don't wanna listen to Fred Allen tonight. - Greg in Martins Ferry

  17. I don't know what smells worst,her old mothball saurated hat,or that 10 cents a gal.perfume (hint of sewer gas). - Bill Ludwig

  18. Is this worth a nickel??? - MJC Australia

  19. Now cut that out! I'm not that kind of boy! - CHUCK CARSON

  20. Jack: I'm sorry, dear. After hearing Fred Allen's Ode to Shakespeare, the moment has passed.  - r.p.

  21. NO means NO! - Natty

  22. OK, you kiss my cheek while I steal your pearls. - CHUCK CARSON

  23. WHOA! I TOLD YOU TO LAY OFF THE GARLIC AND ONION SANDWICHES! - CHUCK CARSON

  24. If this is a straight role, why am I wearing lipstick? - L. Kubelka

  25. Yes, I am running for president.  Campaigning is great!   - Stan Graiewski

  26. Must be that new after shave. - Stan Graiewski

  27. Boy, am I glad it's not Milton Berle! - Stan Graiewski

  28. No time to think it over.... - Stan Graiewski

  29. Lookit, fellas, let's get Steve Bradley to handle her. He made B.O. what it is today. - Moose Hatrack

  30. EEEWWW... are you using Phil Harris's mouthwash? - Gord S.

  31. Oh George, help me, she looks too much like your Gracie; besides she has Jello flavored lipstick which is irresistable! - Ken Busse - Gurnee IL (near Waukegan)

  32. Jack: Please, please....you'll MUSS my lip stick!! - Flappsaddle

  33. I know it's for charity, but a dollar per kiss?   - Frank V.

  34. Jack: Let me guess..you had the lindburger cheese, salami, onion and garlic sandwich for lunch...didn't you? - Gertrude Gearshift

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