Photo Caption Contest

Photo for the week of August 2, 2004:

And the winner is...

$43...$44...$45...Hmmm, she's still there. Even counting money won't get her out of my mind. - Dennis Johnson

And the submissions are...

  1. Oh, if only she'd talk about her millions of dollars. Then...whoop! - scudder

  2. But Mr. Benny....How is years of experience working with Jell-O going to help you work with ME? - Gerry Orlando

  3. Sorry Jack, I talked to Billy Wilder and he said he was casting Tony Curtis as Josephine. Billy also said there is no way he is having the script rewritten for your old Charlie's Aunt character. - William Hardie

  4. Jack, why didn't you tell me before? I always thought Mary just WORKED for you! Oh, this is terrible! And I know there's no chance Charlie McCarthy will take me back now! - Scott Pitzer

  5. I'm sorry Jack, I think of you as my father! - Chuck Carson

  6. Hmmmmm...do you think she'll believe I'm really 39? - Tom Wagner

  7. If only I was 38. - Ken Miller

  8. I hope she doesn't catch a cold. - larrynebh@earthlink.net

  9. $43...$44...$45...Hmmm, she's still there. Even counting money won't get her out of my mind. - Dennis Johnson

  10. I don't have the Seven Year Itch, it's more like the 39-Year Itch. - Phil Curry

  11. Who wants to be like Mike? I want to be like Joe DiMaggio!! - Phil Curry

  12. Gee, I wonder where a fella can buy bagain basement furs? - r.p.

  13. Sure, you've got a tooth-ache, but you could look at me! - Chuck Carson

  14. This is Jack Benny's reaction immediately after Marilyn Monroe said, "I can't trust myself alone with you." - Chris & Anonymous

  15. Well yes, that is a lovely dress, Marylin. But, you STILL owe me the cup of flour you borrowed! - Frev

  16. I'm sorry, your the wrong jack - rodchester

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