Photo Caption Contest

Photo for the week of September 7, 2009:

And the winner is...

(Jack): I can't watch this anymore.  It's the same thing every night.  It's like clothes agitating in a washing machine.
(Mary): This IS the washing machine! - Brian Baker

And the submissions are...

  1. (Jack): I can't watch this anymore.  It's the same thing every night.  It's like clothes agitating in a washing machine.
    (Mary): This IS the washing machine! - Brian Baker

  2. (Jack): We have it made, Mary.  Good home, good food, good furniture, good television.  I wonder how the Colemans are doing.
    (Mary): We're at the Colemans!  They just took off for England! - Brian Baker

  3. If I have to watch Fred for another second, I won't be able to eat another bite. - dj

  4. So that's what a grass reek looks like... - Connie Pen

  5. You know, Jack, we can sit and stare at that Bendix all day long, and the clothes aren't going to wash any faster. - dj

  6. Fred Allen looks like death warmed over! Does he smoke Luckies? - Marie

  7. Rochester- the picture's still snowy. Run over and turn off the fluorescent light over the Colemans' kitchen sink. - Moose Hatrack

  8. Mary:  Jack, now I can see why Dennis Day's mother took a swing at her TV and cut her hand.  - Ken Busse

  9. Rochester, turning off the light over the sink didn't help. Unplug it and plug it in backwards. - Moose Hatrack

  10. Jack - 'Mary, don't my blue eyes stand out on television!' Mary - 'Sure, in black and white!' - MJC Australia

  11. Something is not alright at home.   - Jan-Christine Johnson

  12. No, no that didn't fix it either. Rochester, go up on the roof and jiggle the aerial. - Moose Hatrack

  13. I can hear the show, but all I see is Don Wilson's stomach. - Tysano

  14. I swear, Mary.  That test pattern is like watching TV through Phil Harris's eyes. - T. Opper

  15. How dare they cut my violin solo! - Debra Lyn

  16. I can't understant it.  I remember The Horn Blows At Midnight being a laugh riot. - Lauren V.

  17. Forget it Rochester, the problem is with the network, not our set. They're showing Love Thy Neighbor and Fred is wearing an incompatible color. - Moose Hatrack

  18. Gee Jack, when you asked me if I wanted to have dinner and a movie with you...THIS isn't what I had in mind!!!   - ~Flapsaddle

  19. PSST Mary, how long do we have to hold this pose for that darned LIFE photographer.  I want to eat my Cimeron rolls (made with the finest ingrediments) before they get stale. - Gord S. , Toronto

  20. Mary, I think we ought to buy a TV set. I'm tired of staring at the refrigerator every evening. Especially when I'm not even on. - Thomas Rácz

  21. Gosh, Mary, I forgot how intriguing The Horn Blows at Midnight was! - Josef Silvia

  22. And now here's Mitch Miller to lead us all in 'When You Say Your Sorry, Then I'll Come Back To You'. - Gord S.

  23. Mary: Jack, is this when Bob Hope's show ratings started to surpass yours? - Ken Busse

  24. Conversation immediately preceding this photo... Jack: Gee Mary, this Bonanza is terrific. Mary: Shouldn't we be watching YOUR show? - Moose Hatrack

  25. Jack:  Is this coffee left over from the days of the May Company; where is my Maxwell?
    Mary: It's been parked in the garage for 39 years! - Ken Busse

  26. Darn that LIFE network bug!  I tell you, Mary, if something isn't done about it, on-screen grafitti will run rampant, and television will become painful and unwatchable! - Brian Baker

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