Photo Caption Contest

Photo for the week of October 9, 2006:

(Jack's writers;  L to R: Sam Perrin (seated), Milt Josefsberg, John Tackaberry, George Balzer)

And the winner is...

You need to play louder if you're going drown out Jack's volin. - Frank V.

And the submissions are...

  1. Hey, that's a great idea: with the slick lyrics in this song Jack will never know that he's donated a $1,000 to ASCAP. - Nora Amrani

  2. You need to play louder if you're going drown out Jack's volin. - Frank V.

  3. If we hold onto each other, Jack can't fire the one whose jokes bomb. - Tysano

  4. Quick. Glue down the keys before Jack asks someone to play the song he wrote. - Debra Lyn

  5. Wonsch (hic!) wonsch more again, boys!.... 'When you shay I beg your (hic!) pardon...' - L.J.S.

  6. Milt: Sam, setting our resignations to music was a great idea!!! - Mike E.

  7. Phil Harris never play Chopsticks as well as you, Sam. - T.Opper

  8. Benny thought you were playing the whole time. He never caught on that this is a player piano. - Dean Christopher

  9. So that's what Love In Bloom really sounds like. - Lauren Marie

  10. Trying to improve upon Jack's When You Say 'I Beg Your Pardon,' Then I'll Come Back to You, the writers introduce If You Stop Your Lousy Writing, Jack, You Can Play Your Violin. - Sarah K.

  11. Sam, just because your singing doesn't make me feel better about the new contract... - Chris Vaughn

  12. Sam: Do any of you guys have a quarter? I forgot, this is Jack's piano. - Frank St. John

  13. It says here that Benny rents his own piano to CBS. - Lauren Marie

  14. Some keys don't play. Benny uses the strings as replacements for his violin. - J. A. Wilson

  15. Leave it to Jack to put a coin operated piano on the show just before Liberace is scheduled to appear. - Dean Christopher

  16. Now here's the plan, see. When the old man hits this note, the whole thing blows. You boys be sure to thank Mel Blanc. - JR in WI

  17. George, we have been waiting for you so we could write a sequel to 'Jack's Song'. - Joel S. Rothman

  18. We need something to drowned out Jack's violin solo! - Robert Howe

  19. Here Sam, play this. It's called the Benny Pincher Polka! - Chuck Carson

  20. George: Sam... Jack is just kidding... He's not giving us an oil well! - Chris Vaughn

  21. WHENCE?!?!?!? You've got to be kidding me! - JimP

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