Photo Caption Contest

Photo for the week of October 25, 2010:

(With writer George Balzer)

And the winner is...

What do you mean, the shirt isn't guaranteed anymore?  - Marie

And the submissions are...

  1. George: I'm sorry Jack, I just haven't got a word in my whole vocabulary that descibes that shirt. - Suzanne

  2. Jack thought, '...30-Left.  Ok, thatís the combination to my wall safe.  Now, whatís the combination to the safe in my basement?' - Rob T

  3. George:  I just can't do it!  I can't write a joke that's funnier than that shirt.   - John Rallios

  4. (George): Jack, this do-it-yourself appendectomy will result in infections & complications.
    (Jack): Yes, but I'll thank myself when I add up the savings! - Brian Baker

  5. No I'm not wearing the shirt for a bet! Look, the blue dots are a perfect match for my blue eyes - Suzanne

  6. Is it really true that YOU write all my lines? - Jennifer Filipos, Aus.

  7. Umm... Jack about the dotted shirt... look George... have I mentioned I pay your salary? Connect those dots brother!It's RADIO for cryin out loud! - Darin Farr

  8. What do you mean I am the starting quarterback for the Packers? - Stan Graiewski

  9. Pay increases for my writers?  You've got to be kidding! - Stan Graiewski

  10. Jack, it's possible that the four of us could be wrong. - moose hatrack

  11. When I tell them to keep their eye on the red bullseye, I want them to have plenty yo pick from - Hat Mooserack

  12. George, you have 20 seconds to say something funny or you're fired. - Droop Earson

  13. Phil's throwing up because of the shirt and not the burbon. - Howard Rosenberg (Toronto)

  14. Jack, I promise you won't be cheap in this show!
    *Crosses fingers behind back* - Jennifer Filips

  15. ''But Jack, just think of the extra money you can earn. And you only have to wear this Wonderbread shirt for the radio shows, not TV.'' - dj

  16. To be honest I can't think of anything clean to put with this photo! - A.H.

  17. Jack...I'm all for recycling...but you're going TOO FAR when you make a shirt out of an old Wonder bread bag!!!! - Flapsaddle

  18. Maybe if I stand still long enough he'll think I'm a slot machine, put a quarter in my mouth and pull my arm... - D. Mustian

  19. What do you mean, the shirt isn't guaranteed anymore?  - Marie

  20. Balzer: ... then, Jack, you say, 'A funny thing happened on the way to the studio tonight...' - Sarah K.

  21. George: And then Adler says... Sixty watt!
    Jack: If that gets a laugh I'll never wear this shirt again. - Moose Hatrack

  22. Clearly you win the goofy shirt contest Jack - William R. Zoller

   

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