Photo Caption Contest

Photo for the week of November 3, 2003:

And the winner is...

And the winner of the Publisher's Clearing House ten million dollar prize is Jack Benny....Well!  How do you like that - Philip

  1. My Best Elvis impersonation. - Hilary Straight Toes

  2. And the winner of the Publisher's Clearing House ten million dollar prize is Jack Benny....Well!  How do you like that - Philip

  3. Don Wilson, you two timer, spit out that sandwich, you haven't signed your new contract yet! - kevin shafer florence ky

  4. How dare that Fred Allen, sneaking a plug for his show into my best joke! -

  5. If I told my writers once, I told them a thousand times: Take out this joke! - Philip G. Harwood

  6. If my pants were any higher, I'd be talking through my fly! - Chuck Carson

  7. Look Don't Blame me for a Tight Girdle - Zach Eastman

  8. Darn that Phil Harris, he glued a picture of Fred Allen to this script! - Chuck Carson

  9. Oh boy, what great ad-libs my writers have given me this week! Fred Allen is going to be SO jealous! - Betty O'Brien

  10. I don't care WHAT this stupid script says...I AM 39, do you hear me? I AM 39!!!!! - Gerry Orlando

  11. And if elected, I promise Jello for every family. No family will be left behind. - Bret Winters

  12. Dennis !!! Just one phone call, and Kenny Baker will be back here. - Mike Duffin

  13. If i've told you once i've told you a THOOOOOOOOOOOOOSAND times!  It's Chiss Sweese sandwich! WOOOPPS! - Alex Kidwell

  14. Allen has a nerve to try to take over my job! If he needs work, he should be a ventriloquist. He can talk without moving his lips; it all comes out of his nose. So don't tell me about Allen! - Susanna Pugh

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