Photo Caption Contest

Photo for the week of December 5, 2005:

(with Goldie Hawn)

And the winner is...

Goldie, believe me, at my age my sweet bippy is not worth what it used to be! - S.F.

And the submissions are...

  1. They love you, Jack! Psychedelic violin playing is finally in style! - L.J.S.

  2. Goldie, believe me, at my age my sweet bippy is not worth what it used to be! - S.F.

  3. Is that your bow or are you just happy to see me????? - Paul Tinsley

  4. Jack: Goldie, I think that this violin has the sweetest sound of any I've ever owned. Goldie: I wouldn't know, Mr. Benny. I was born after the wheel was invented. - r.p.

  5. Jack, everyone says I have a terrible singing voice, but you play the violin in my key. - Natale

  6. Gee, somehow I forgot Fields. Or is it Glide? - shimp scrampi

  7. You can't fool me, Jack. Stradivarius was that old guy who predicted the future. - F.N.V.

  8. If Penny Henny married Jack Benny, her name would be Penny Henny Benny. - D. Bralyn

  9. Sock it to me!!!! - Dean

  10. Oh....Jack's bow went limp. - T. Opper

  11. Jack, my mother warned me about men like you who try to fiddle around. - Ty

  12. I showed you my teeth, Jack. Why can't I see yours? - Lauren

  13. 39? They must have it backwards on the cue card. - L.M.V

  14. Shall I sock it to her? When you say I beg your pardon... - Brian Baker

  15. Oh,oh...Somebody has on Old Spice and Denture Grip. - Ty Sano

  16. There's even a slot for quarters behind the chin rest. - Debra Lyn

  17. There is Goldie and Glide...but where is Fields? - Old Man Fuller

  18. How silly of me. I thought I had heard a hungry cat that somehow got inside the theater. - Lauren Marie

  19. If Sonja Henie married Jack Benny, her name would be Sonja Henie Benny. - P. Tierra

  20. Rowan and Martin will re-join us shortly after they return from passing the hat in the audience for Mr. Benny. - Dean Christopher

  21. I'd love to have dinner with you after the show, but what does being Dutch have to do with it? - L.M.V.

  22. Jack, why is the audience rushing to the back of the theater? - T. Opper

  23. These new juke boxes in the likeness of Jack Benny are so cute. Deposit 50 cents and it plays the violin. - Corey C.

  24. Thank you ladies and gentlemen. For my encore, I shall now fiddle with Goldie. - Jeff Rodman

  25. Would the gentleman in the audience waving a 5 dollar bill in the air please stop. You're distracting Mr. Benny. - E. Egg

  26. Sorry...I just told Jack that postage stamps will be going up to 39 cents. - Tysano

  27. How cute. A baby guitar. - Inga D.

  28. Careful now Goldie don't drown out the sound of my Stradivarius! - Troy Picklyk,CANADA

  29. GOLDIE: Jack, Would you rather play the violin or fiddle around with me? (Pause) Jack? 
    JACK: I'M THINKING IT OVER!!! - Frev

  30. Oh fellas! Would one of you bring out a pole, so that Miss Hawn could perform to my playing Love in Bloom. - JR in WI

  31. Goldie! You play this one with a Bow! - Joe M

  32. Wait, the show's not over. Why is everyone rushing for the exits? - Frank

  33. Silly girl, I told her if I played her tummy with my violin bow music would come out of her mouth - and she believed me! - K. Stevenson

  34. Jack: THIS certainly ISN'T the version of Goldie, Fields and Glide I was thinking of!!! - Clyde

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