Photo Caption Contest

Photo for the week of December 13, 2004:

And the winner is...

Not only will I earn $10.00 for playing Santa, but I get another $3.00 for renting them the suit! - Dennis Johnson

And the submissions are...

  1. Well, the broadcast is over...NOW for the HARD part...giving my cast members their Christmas bonuses! - Gerry Orlando

  2. Not only will I earn $10.00 for playing Santa, but I get another $3.00 for renting them the suit! - Dennis Johnson

  3. What do you mean, GIVE away presents? - Michael C. Fortner

  4. Ladies and gentleman, this Christmas, I'll be playing Santa Claus in The Acme Hotel lobby. So, please, come down under for a visit with Jolly Ole Blue Eyes. - r.p.

  5. Ladies and gentlemen, I heard that Oprah gave away cars to everyone in her audience. I wanted to do something a litte more, well, personal for my fans, so you're each getting one of my old toupees for Christmas! - shimp scrampi

  6. O.K.SANTA, I GOT YOUR HAT, BELT, BEARD, JACKET AND PANTS.  NEXT TIME YOU LEAVE A LUMP OF COAL IN MY STOCKING, IM TAKIN' THE REINDEER! - Chuck Carson

  7. what bothers me is that the coat fits and the belt's to small! - Chuck Carson

  8. A beard in the hand is worth two on the bush! - Chuck Carson

  9. No! NBC doesn't stand for Nice Beard Claus! - Bob Hodgson

  10. Maybe I should have hired an actor to play Santa for the staff Christmas party! NO - WAIT, what am I THINKING That would cost me money! - Chuck Carson

  11. Merry Christmas Folks! I figured if I dressed up as Santa this year, I could get the really good presents I wanted, and not have to spend more than a dime of my own money! Unfortunately, I just learned that Macy's doesn't give discounts to part-time help...WELL! - Paul Midlick

  12. This microphone makes a stinky crutch! It's too high! - Chuck Carson

  13. Yes, I know...But I thought you were allowed to KEEP the change they put in the pot! - Cory Johnson

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