Photo Caption Contest

Photo for the week of April 16, 2007:

(Yes, that's Jack and Mary with a mannequin on the right.  Sorry for the grainy picture quality.)

And the winner is...

No, Jack. He does NOT have more charisma than Fred Allen! - dj

And the submissions are...

  1. Jack, someone placed that tip in the mannequin's hand by mistake. Now, put it back. - Ty Sano

  2. When Mary said she was taking a picture with a dummy man, Jack thought she said funny man and showed up. - Chuck Carson

  3. (Headline from Variety)  WELL KNOWN MANNEQUINN ATTENDS SCREENING WITH UNIDENTIFIED COUPLE - Chuck Carson

  4. Mary, just stand next to this guy and don't move! Trust me, sooner or later they'll give us new clothes for nothing. - L.J.S.

  5. Jeez, I never knew anyone could stand there and stare at people for longer than me! - S.F.

  6. Mary: Jack, this is humiliating pretending to be a dummy!
    Jack: But Mary, think of the extra money we're making, and the clothing is tax deductable! - Mike E.

  7. Now here's what you do. I'll borrow his eyebrows, then clip the bow tie under my nose and you start singing Hooray for Captain Spaulding! - JR in WI

  8. C'mon Mary...let's get out of here...I don't care if he isn't real, that hand is looking for a tip! - shimp scrampi

  9. No, Jack. He does NOT have more charisma than Fred Allen! - dj

  10. Hey - that guy is more dead pan than me! - Steven Dolby

  11. Is he the dumb waiter? - Steven Dolby

  12. Jack: Well, Mary, this dummy is my stunt double. Good match, don't you think?

  13. Mary: Can we take him home? - Brad from Georgia

  14. Jack, I don't care how many times you voted. This time you got caught. - Stan Graiewski

  15. Don't turn back. You might end up like this. - Stan Graiewski

  16. Gee, I told you Mary. everybody is staring at your aluminum foil coat! - Chuck Carson

  17. Just because this tux cost me $250 does not mean I'm not happy! - Josef

  18. Maybe I should have gotten him the metal tips... - Kansas Listener

  19. I think we're dead, Mary. Among these stiffs, I can feel myself slipping into rigor mortis. - Brian Baker

  20. Oh no! I'm not falling for that 'give me five, on the side, up high, down low, TOO SLOW' gag again! - Brian Baker

  21. Mary! Give the wax man back his purse. Me, I can understand, but you? I'm shocked! - Brian Baker

  22. Okay, Mary! I paid our cover charge. Open your coat and let Phil, Dennis and Don out! - Brian Baker

  23. I never thought the Maxwell would have sold for that amount. - Stan Graiewski

  24. Well....Next year I'll win the Academy Award. - Stan Graiewski

  25. Well....Ronnie is our new president. - Stan Graiewski

  26. Yes, Mary. We're going to have to move. Rochester raised the rent. - Stan Graiewski

  27. Look Mary! It's Eddie Carroll and his wife! - Chuck Carson

  28. Gee dollface, the mannequins are almost as cold and lifeless as you can be! - Clyde

LATE ENTRY:  Jack shouting at the top of his lungs: "I'M NOT THE DUMMY!! **SHE'S** THE DUMMY!!!"

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