Posted ByGerry O. on December 04, 2002 at 10:24:19:
Here's my list:
1. Any floorwalker who answers with "Yyyyeeessss???" when you address him.
2. Any jewelry clerk who asks you to hit a watch with a hammer.
3. Any lingerie clerk who tries to sell you a nightgown with loops along the bottom.
and MOST of all, at all costs avoid ANY store clerk who greets you with:
"Yes sir, what can I....Ooohhh, it's YOU again!!!!"