Posted ByMichael on December 08, 2002 at 01:30:18:
In Reply to: Things To Avoid When Christmas Shopping posted byGerry O. on December 04, 2002 at 10:24:19:
: Here's my list:
: 1. Any floorwalker who answers with "Yyyyeeessss???" when you address him.
1a. Any floorwalker who thinks he's a talking horse.
: 2. Any jewelry clerk who asks you to hit a watch with a hammer.
: 3. Any lingerie clerk who tries to sell you a nightgown with loops along the bottom.
4. Any Santa Claus who touts your christmas presents
: and MOST of all, at all costs avoid ANY store clerk who greets you with:
: "Yes sir, what can I....Ooohhh, it's YOU again!!!!"
: Happy Holidays!