Re: Things To Avoid When Christmas Shopping

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Posted ByLL on December 08, 2002 at 02:11:07:

In Reply to: Re: Things To Avoid When Christmas Shopping posted byMichael on December 08, 2002 at 01:30:18:

: : 1. Any floorwalker who answers with "Yyyyeeessss???" when you address him.
: 1a. Any floorwalker who thinks he's a talking horse.

1b. Any floorwalker (or man behind a counter) who answers every question with "I dunno."

: : 3. Any lingerie clerk who tries to sell you a nightgown with loops along the bottom.

3a. Any lingerie clerk who needs to put gloves on because the black ones make him too excited.

: : and MOST of all, at all costs avoid ANY store clerk who greets you with:
: : "Yes sir, what can I....Ooohhh, it's YOU again!!!!"

Or any clerk looking flustered and muttering, "Plastic tips...Metal tips...Plastic tips...metal tips..."

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Comments:: : : 1. Any floorwalker who answers with "Yyyyeeessss???" when you address him. : : 1a. Any floorwalker who thinks he's a talking horse. : 1b. Any floorwalker (or man behind a counter) who answers every question with "I dunno." : : : 3. Any lingerie clerk who tries to sell you a nightgown with loops along the bottom. : 3a. Any lingerie clerk who needs to put gloves on because the black ones make him too excited. : : : and MOST of all, at all costs avoid ANY store clerk who greets you with: : : : "Yes sir, what can I....Ooohhh, it's YOU again!!!!" : Or any clerk looking flustered and muttering, "Plastic tips...Metal tips...Plastic tips...metal tips..."

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