by Hank the All-Nite DJ » Sat Oct 02, 2010 3:23 pm
I don't know if I could really rank one joke as better than all the rest, but I have a few
I can't remember which show it was from, but Dennis enters...
Jack: How ya feelin', kid?
Dennis: I'm not a kid anymore, Mr. Benny.
Jack: Why, what happened?
Dennis: I fell in a man-hole.
And another funny Dennis line
Joan: Say, wait a minute. I know who you are. You're Dennis Day, aren't you?
Dennis: Uh-huh.
Joan: Gosh...wait 'til I tell the rest of the girls in my class I met Dennis Day. They think you're a wonderful singer.
Dennis: They do?
Joan: Yeah, they think you're almost as good as Vic Damone.
Dennis: Yeecccch.....