Why not a Jack Benny ringtone?

[Brad from Georgia]

Well, why not? I'd love to have a ringtone of Jack playing "Love in Bloom"! Wonder how that could be made to happen.

Once my late writing partner Tom Fuller and I were on a panel at a science-fiction convention and I got to pull a Dennis Day-like gag. Tom's cell phone, with Beethoven's "For Elise" as its tone, went off, he pulled the phone from his pocket, checked the caller's number, and sighed, preparing to answer it (I guessed it was probably one of his sons, probably in trouble with the convention security again).

Anyway, as Tom answered the phone, I asked, "Hey, is that Beethoven?"
in a Dennis Day voice.

"Yes, it is," Tom said.

"Tell him I like his music," I said.