A Merchandising Idea:
So, the new holiday horror causing price gouging is "Tickle Me Elmo Extreme" or something... I'm not quite sure, abbreviated "TMX".
The little monster starts laughing, slapping his knee, then eventually going into fits and convulsions on the floor.
We really need to get a hold of one of these and modify it into a TMX Jack Benny that does its thing whenever it hears a George Burns quotation...!