"Why did the chicken cross the road?" FUNNNNEEEE!

[Mike]

Somebody sent me this page with faux answers by famous people to the "dumbest joke in the world" and I think it is HILARIOUS! My favorite is "Einstein's" answer: "...or did the road move beneath the chicken?" lol. Any suggestions for what Jack might say???

http://www.weeville.com/chickencrossedroad.htm

[Chasitykins]

Oh, gosh, Jack would probably say something similar to:

"What's she doing out of her cage? That's seven eggs a week we're losing if she goes over there! Rochester, bring her back! I invested a dollar forty-seven in her!"

And then Phil...

"That ain't no chicken! That's Frank Remley! He got outta from prison so fast, he lost the black stripes!"

[Mister Kitzel]

"Is the henhouse on the other side of the road in a lower rent district?"