"Why did the chicken cross the road?" FUNNNNEEEE!
Posted:
Tue Apr 20, 2010 2:33 amby Mike
Somebody sent me this page with faux answers by famous people to the "dumbest joke in the world" and I think it is HILARIOUS! My favorite is "Einstein's" answer: "...or did the road move beneath the chicken?" lol. Any suggestions for what Jack might say???
http://www.weeville.com/chickencrossedroad.htm
Posted:
Wed Apr 21, 2010 6:19 pmby Chasitykins
Oh, gosh, Jack would probably say something similar to:
"What's she doing out of her cage? That's seven eggs a week we're losing if she goes over there! Rochester, bring her back! I invested a dollar forty-seven in her!"
And then Phil...
"That ain't no chicken! That's Frank Remley! He got outta from prison so fast, he lost the black stripes!"
Posted:
Thu Apr 22, 2010 6:34 amby Mister Kitzel
"Is the henhouse on the other side of the road in a lower rent district?"