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by **scottp** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 8:34 am

(Voice on phone): Hello, Rochester, this is Jane Wyman. (APPLAUSE)

by **shimp scrampi** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 10:20 am

Kitzel: Rochester, is that Miss Wyman? Hoo hoo hoo! Did I ever love her in "Johnny Blini"...!

by **scottp** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 1:06 pm

Jack: No, Mr. Kitzel, that's Johnny BELINDA! And Don, with all these people stopping by on my birthday, it's a good thing you didn't bring The Sportsman Quartet with you-- there wouldn't be enough room!

by **Clyde** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 5:50 pm

The Sportsmen (in harmony, of course): Hmmmmmmmmm

by **Roman** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 5:55 am

Don: You're right Jack. It is fully packed and so round, so firm, so free and easy on the draw.

by **scottp** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 9:50 am

Benita Colman: Look, Ronnie... over at Jack Benny's house... there's quite a commotion. What do you suppose is going on?

by **Jhammes** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 12:03 pm

Ronald Coleman: ... the Benny troupe? Please dear, not while we are eating ...

by **Brad from Georgia** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 1:57 pm

Benita: Oh, Ronnie, look through the dining-room window! It looks as if a terrible fire has broken out in Jack's house!

by **shimp scrampi** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 2:20 pm

Ronnie: It can't be Phil Harris' birthday, too, can it? That always happens when his breath hits the birthday candles!

by **Clyde** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 2:28 pm

Benita: Manchester was here this morning to borrow the fire extinguisher. I don't suppose it's birthday time again?

by **Brad from Georgia** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 5:58 pm

Ronnie: Of course! It's February 14th! Dearest, you'd better hide that box of chocolates I bought you. Remember last year Jack came over and assumed that big heart-shaped box was a present for him?

by **LLeff** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 8:16 pm

Benita: And as if that wasn't embarassing enough, he insisted on taking his clothes off and posing like Cupid.

by **Jack Benny** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 10:44 pm

Ronnie: Yes darling, but thank goodness he had those cherry Jell-O boxes strategically placed! Though, I did notice you staring at those big red letters on the box Benita!

by **scottp** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 2:45 pm

Phil Harris: Hey, Jackson, come to the front door-- look who's here!
(Sound of horse's hooves, and neighing.)

by **shimp scrampi** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 4:35 pm

Jack: Well, if it isn't Frau Blucher! :lol:

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