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Postby Maxwell » Sat Mar 18, 2006 5:05 am

Polly: Frau Blucher! Frau Blucher! <Mel Blanc horse whinny> Awk!
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Postby Clyde » Sat Mar 18, 2006 7:27 am

Rochester: Mr. Benny.....Mr. Benny.....I'm almost done with your scrapbook from the St. Joe show but I ran out of glue!
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Postby scottp » Sat Mar 18, 2006 3:13 pm

Jack: You can worry about that later, Rochester. Say, Mary... this is quite a turnout for my birthday, isn't it?
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Postby mrdj » Sat Mar 18, 2006 4:14 pm

No, Jack. The Sunset bus broke down just down the street and everybody on board stopped in to take advantage of your $1.50 lunch special.
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Postby Maxwell » Sat Mar 18, 2006 7:00 pm

Rochester: Mr. Benny, we've got five orders for chicken, but we only have four birds left. What should I do?
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Postby Jack Benny » Sat Mar 18, 2006 8:26 pm

Jack: Not to worry Rochester, Polly must be around here somewhere?
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Postby Jack Benny » Sat Mar 18, 2006 8:27 pm

Rochester: Polly? Oh, Polly? Polly want a cracker...firecracker that is...he, he, heee!
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Postby shimp scrampi » Sun Mar 19, 2006 6:37 am

Rochester, for heaven's sake! Cut that out! What are we going to do with fifteen pounds of leftover birdseed and that stack of the Colman's newspapers? Go on out and check the gopher traps we got stuck with last Christmas. Hmph. We'll see if it "tastes like chicken"!
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Postby scottp » Sun Mar 19, 2006 6:59 am

Dennis: Mr. Benny, why don't you just sit down and relax? We all want to sing Happy Birthday to you-- as soon as Phil calls Petrillo to get the OK.
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Postby David47Jens » Sun Mar 19, 2006 5:36 pm

Phil: This could be a while. I hadda reverse the charges, knowing Jackson would insist... ! And hey, if you're really considerin' those gophers, lemme suggest seein' if that horse is still outside, since Roch is so hard up for glue!
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Postby scottp » Mon Mar 20, 2006 6:42 am

Mel Blanc: OKAY FOLKS... ANYONE FROM THE SUNSET BUS? It's fixed now... departing for Downtown, connecting to trains for Anaheim, Azusa, and Cuc....... amonga!
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Postby Clyde » Tue Mar 21, 2006 5:00 pm

Andy Devine: Hi ya, Buck!!!!!
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Postby scottp » Wed Mar 22, 2006 2:22 am

Jack: Oh, NOW he shows up! Where was he when the horse was at the door?
Well, Sheriff Andy! Long time no see... what brings you around these parts?
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Postby mrdj » Wed Mar 22, 2006 12:45 pm

Oh, me and Maw was just bringin some hard cider over to the Colemans for the big party they's havin on Saturday, and I thought I'd stop in and say howdy.
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Postby Maxwell » Wed Mar 22, 2006 6:29 pm

Jack: Party? The Colemans are having a party?
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