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by **TimL2005** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 7:31 am

Mary:Now Jack, Don't go inviting yourself over there..

by **mrdj** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 11:17 am

No, no, Mary. I was just thinking they might need an extra waiter, or maybe somebody to help park cars, or provide some violin music during dinner, that's all.

by **scottp** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 11:54 am

Mary: But didn't you say you're taking Gladys out Saturday night?

by **Brad from Georgia** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 12:07 pm

Jack: Well, yes, yes...but I'm not meeting her until eight o'clock. You see, she's taken on a part-time job and she doesn't get off until then.

by **Clyde** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 2:34 pm

Andy: And paw sez he's never seen anybody that can milk 40 head of cattle and plow 10 acres everyday before noon! We just love her out at the farm!

by **Jack Benny** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 2:20 am

Tout: Hey bud!

by **Jack Benny** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 2:21 am

Mary: Jack, who is that over at the window?

by **Jack Benny** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 2:21 am

Jack: It's that crazy race track tout!

by **Jack Benny** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 2:25 am

Andy: Hey Buck, that's the guy that was looking at my cows!

by **scottp** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 7:48 am

Jack: Go away, Mister... I don't need any race track tips. You see, everyone's here to celebrate my 39th birthday today!

by **Brad from Georgia** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 9:43 am

Tout: Nuh-uh. "Birthday Boy" always blows it. Take it from me and put all your dough on "My Funny Valentine."

by **scottp** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 3:13 pm

Jack: "My Funny Valentine"?

by **mrdj** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 4:49 pm

TOUT: Yah, you can't go wrong with My Funny Valentine. It has a big Heart!

by **Brad from Georgia** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 6:52 am

[Noisy rimshot]

Phil: Hey, Jackson! Remley just fell off your refrigerator!

by **scottp** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 7:28 am

Kitzel: Oy, look at the time! I've missed the symphony!

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