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by **scottp** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 7:30 am

(Sound of radio clicked on)
Announcer: We hope you've enjoyed our presentation of a new work, based on "When You Say I Beg Your Pardon" by Jack Benny.

by **Jack Benny** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 9:41 am

Phil: Oh, nowI get it Jackson! This has all been one of those New Year's almagorical fantasia things you do every year. Isn't it a little late this year? Speaking of, "things" I feel a song coming on!

by **scottp** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 7:13 am

Jack: QUIET, PHIL! You mean I missed my song, made into a classical piece? Darn it! But gee, it's nice that Maestro Toscanini thought that much of it...

by **mrdj** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 9:07 am

Rochester: BOSS! BOSS! Wake up! You were having another one of your crazy dreams!

by **TimL2005** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 8:06 pm

Jack:Gee, and it seemed so real, too..

by **mrdj** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 8:15 pm

Mary: And about as real as that hair of yours!

by **TimL2005** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 8:54 pm

Jack:NOW CUT THAT OUT!

by **scottp** » Mon Mar 27, 2006 1:49 pm

Professor LeBlanc: Monsieur Benny, I hate to interrupt... but could I possibly be paid for our lessons of January... or December... or November? Otherwise I will have to apply for ze Marshall Plan!

by **Jack Benny** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 12:40 am

Jack: Well...Professor LeBlanc! Don't you think the beauty of the music should be what really counts? Talk of money just cheapens the whole thing.

by **Jack Benny** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 12:41 am

Professor LeBlanc: Yes, and if anyone knows what is cheap...it is you!

by **Jack Benny** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 12:43 am

Jack: Well! ................. Fine, then let's both go down to the vault to get your money!

by **scottp** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 7:11 am

Mary: Uh-oh! I think I feel a Spanish Doubloon coming on... But if you're going down there, why don't you take something for Ed?

by **scottp** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 8:41 am

Jack: What should I take him, a Chiss Weese sandwich?

by **shimp scrampi** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 4:29 pm

Mary: Is that what they call that discount stuff you make Rochester buy in the third basement of the Piggly Wiggly?

by **scottp** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 6:30 pm

Jack: "Third basement, third basement..." As a matter of fact, it comes from a nice little place right across from Eastern Columbia... you know, that's Broadway at Ninth.

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