bboswell wrote:Take a letter or two and tell what it stands for using the Jack Benny Show.
A is for Alois Havrilla
B is for the Beverly Hills Beavers
C is for chimes, heard at the 29:20 mark of all NBC shows.
D is Don Wilson.
E is Eastern Columbia, Broadway at 7th.
F is for Fred Allen
G is sweet malty-rich Grape Nuts
H is for "Hmmm."
I is for Illinois, the state that brought you Waukegan
J is for Jell-O
K is for Krasna (like a moose need a hatrack)
L is for Luckies (remember friends - toasted tastes better!)
M is for Mary of the May Company
N is for "Now cut that out!"
O is for Don Wilson's shape
(or the immortal words "Oh, Rochester!")
P is for (squawk!) Polly
Q is for Quartet (of the Sportsman variety)
R is for the Rube, Sam Hearn.
S is for Sympathy Soothing Syrup
T is for tout, as in race-track.
U is for Under the Table, where you'll find Phil Harris.
V is for Vincent Riggio of the American Tobacco Company (though not quite as good-looking as another V, Veola Vonn).
W is for "Well!"
X is for gopher trap, the perfect Xmas gift
Y is for "Yeeeeeeeeess?"
Z is for what Jack did before dreaming of turkeys
(OK, use Gladys Zabisco for Z).
Yhtapmys
"Drive your blues away!"